Random=new Array()
Random[0] = ". . . . things are never going to be the same";
Random[1] = ". . . . and he's taking names<p>numbers too";
Random[2] = ". . . . it's your worst nightmare's worst nightmare";
Random[3] = ". . . . prepare to be prepared";
Random[4] = ". . . . seek and ye shall find";
Random[5] = ". . . . not a moment too soon";
Random[6] = ". . . . and he does not look happy";
Random[7] = ". . . . and he hasn't forgotten what you said";
Random[8] = ". . . . everybody look busy";
Rn = Random.length;
pickOne=Math.round(Math.random()*(Rn-1));
pickStart='<div style="color:#990;font-weight:bold;padding:10px 0 0 220px;font-size:12px;">'
pickEnd='</div>'
function writeRandom(){
document.write(pickStart+Random[pickOne]+pickEnd);
}